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askeriksturtleneck:

askalexschestplate:

askeriksturtleneck:

askeriksturtleneck:

[[Aside from the cheesey bugbaby the weirdest thing I’ve eaten is Aligator Jerky. And let me tell you, if badass had a flavor, it just might be Aligator Jerky. Because you are eating an ALIGATOR. The only other flavor Badass might have is Sharkmeat, and my friend has told…

A little tough, but no tougher than most jerkys. It had that weird wild flavor that all non-domestic animals seem to have, but it was good.

Gamey I suppose? Most times when I watch shows that’s how they tend to describe those meats that aren’t the usual delicacy.

My dad calls it that too, but then he also calls it “wild flavor” and “tasting wild” so :I

BUT THEN my dad is also from a nearly redneck mountainpeople family where basically the entire town hunts, including the infants. It’s a scary scary place. It’s a wonder my dad turned out not a crazy hillbilly redneck mountainman hunterperson.

That sounds… amusing. I can’t imagine I’d deal with that easily. I used to live around rednecks but they weren’t like that since hunting isn’t available as far as I know where I live.. But they were pretty redneck-y as it was.. And I really don’t like stereotypes… but they fit it so well.

askeriksturtleneck:

askeriksturtleneck:

[[Aside from the cheesey bugbaby the weirdest thing I’ve eaten is Aligator Jerky. And let me tell you, if badass had a flavor, it just might be Aligator Jerky. Because you are eating an ALIGATOR. The only other flavor Badass might have is Sharkmeat, and my friend has told…

A little tough, but no tougher than most jerkys. It had that weird wild flavor that all non-domestic animals seem to have, but it was good.

Gamey I suppose? Most times when I watch shows that’s how they tend to describe those meats that aren’t the usual delicacy.

askbansheeswings:

askeriksturtleneck:

[[Aside from the cheesey bugbaby the weirdest thing I’ve eaten is Aligator Jerky. And let me tell you, if badass had a flavor, it just might be Aligator Jerky. Because you are eating an ALIGATOR. The only other flavor Badass might have is Sharkmeat, and my friend has told…

((Oh holy hell I do not like scorpions. Neither living nor dead nor inside of my candy.))

Haha.. yeah I wouldn’t go near one of those either. God.. imagine that.. a LIVE scorpion in a candy… I’d pity it. But I would leave it there.. Sorry bug enthusiasts.

askeriksturtleneck:

[[I am a forced picky eater (due to medical reasons) on the road to not being a picky eater. I have [READ NO MORE IF TALKING ABOUT WEIRD FOOD FREAKS YOU OUT MY FOLLOWERS/WINGS] eaten a powdered cheese covered dried larva (funfact, it tastes like smartfood popcorn 8D) though that was mostly because no one else in my class had the bravery to do so, so I was like “YA’LL ARE PANSIES WATCH ME EAT THIS” and then I liked it, and I was afraid to have another lest I ask my teacher for the box ):

I am a very strange human being, I get it from my father.

but really once you eat a dried bug with cheese on it, you can’t (or at least logically shouldn’t be) ever be picky again. ever.

Stillamthough.]]

((My brother is like that sans the health issue. But he eats everything and anything. And does enjoy his bugs in lollipops or variants there of. He’s also been all over so he has probably had some weird shit to eat. I do not think I can stomach any of that which he has tried. Weirdest I have eaten is octopus and it was not to my liking. Too rubbery.))